Mario Lost in hell

This game's great and all, but Mario needs to get some bitches.

for a silly mario game this had weirdly interesting platforming mechanics that kinda reminded me of super meat boy

does the pit ever en

I personally am of the belief that the main character of your videogame, known as Mario "Jumpman" Mario is in a dire need of some prostitutes

My up arrow wont work :( cant play. can't experience hell (down arrow makes me jump?)

NO WAY1!11 CRIHS PREAT IS LOST IN HELL!1?!?1?! NO WAY!11

Bitches?

im going to die if mario dies

mario should get some B*tch*s

i know this game is a shitpost but i actually enjoyed the platforming

Mario should get some bitches

I guess….mario should get some bitches?

but he alredy got bitches 

i know 

mario should get some bitches